Former Business Partners conducted a pre-show interview to answer all your questions/concerns about our upcoming show on Wednesday, June 19th (that’s tomorrow!) at 8pm. Check out the video then walk/run/get carried into the theatre (like a REAL man) and watch our show!
Yeah, like a REAL man.
at DCM this year:
Goodfellas in 15 Minutes
Alex Fernie Champagne Room
STEPFATHERS, OBVS
MTV’s Improvised NEXT Bus
Hey yayyyyyy! We have two more show dates this month at the UCB Theatre in Chelsea. 8pm, 5 bucks, come check us out!
ALL YOU FINE LADIES WATCH THIS VIDEO PLEASE and come see our show on Wednesday at 8.
LADIES, see you Wednesday.
Yo girl, take a look at this video Former Business Partners made special just for you…
Former Business Partners: Everything Must Go this Wednesday, 8pm!
HEY SEXY LADY
I LIKE YOUR FLOW
YOUR BODY’S BANGING
OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOL!
Come to our show on Wednesday and learn how to love again!!!
I am partly responsible. I desperately wanted to see NYSM because I LOVE capers, I LOVE movies about magic, and I LOVE Jesse Eisenberg’s foine self even with soul patch.

I’m confident that I OWN that sweater, btw.
Now You See Me was AWESOME for the first 35 minutes and then quickly became laughably stupid. Which is fine, it’s a summer movie, whatevah.
I feel bad for Will Smith though. He gives us everything. And we don’t want it anymore! What will he do??
Oh, you thought I WASN’T going to Now You See Me on opening day??
Former Business Partners and Vacation Jason have a show tomorrow, May 29th, 8pm! Watch out video to learn a reason why you should come see us! Then come see us before it’s too late and everyone on Earth is dead! Life, guys, AM I RIGHT????
Mmmhmmmm
Yes, this all checks out.